Agar men panch minute men nahi aya, tou thorha aur intezar karlena

How to say “Agar men panch minute men nahi aya, tou thorha aur intezar karlena” in English

When you want to say “Agar men panch minute men nahi aya, tou thorha aur intezar karlena” in English, the natural, everyday way is “If I am not back in five minutes, just wait longer”. It fits fun.